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Postby carla » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:49 pm

Ole moved to a little town of Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbours had a problem with his barbecuing venison every Friday.
Neighbours went over to Ole and managed to convince him to convert. The priest put his hand on Ole's head and said, "You were born a Lutheran, you were raised a Lutheran, and now," he said as he sprinkled water over Ole's head, "now you are a Catholic!"
The following Friday evening at suppertime, the neighbors smelled the aroma of grilled deer steaks. As they approached the fence, they heard Ole say,
"You were born a deer, you were raised a deer, and now," he said as he sprinkled seasoning salt over the choice tender loin cut, "now you are a walleye!"
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